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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=3 height=165 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="1e000a50dvldtc.jpg"> <bR> <div> <B>Captraab.Tripod.Com</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="WHICH WAY???"><U><B>I can't read.  These words mean </B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="WHICH WAY???"><U><B>nothing to me.  I'm Re' to go!</B></U></A></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#0000FF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B><U>Frequently Asked Questions</U></B></div> <div> <B>Q.  WHO IS CAP'T RAAB?</B></div> <div> A.  Your bladder crossed with your spleen in the emergency room....</div> <bR> <div> Also, a guitarist, bassist, keyboardist, turntablist, producer dropping NUTTMEG tones on your earhole.   Former member of the PF Squad and Phathom, and current member of RED EARTH, bouncing between live projects (Phathom, Red Earth) and studio beatmaking in avant-garde hip-hop mode (Count Spatula, Kreme, Eco-Terrorists).</div> <bR> <div> <B>Q.  IS RAAB AN ALIEN?</B></div> <div> A.  No, he just smells like one<FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" >.</FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>Q.  RAAB OWES ME MONEY, HOW CAN I GET AHOLD OF HIM?</B></div> <div> A.  You can't.  He lives in a remote rural area several hours away from a phone.  You shouldn't have lent him money in the first place.  Let this be a lesson to you...and that's one to bone on.</div> </td> <td valign="top" height=315 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B>RANT OF THE MONTH</B></div> <div> This Month's Topic:</div> <div> <B>RAPCORE aka RAPMETAL</B></div> <bR> <div> Guy can't rap very well.  His demos over beats suck.  He has some friends who can't find a singer because they aren't too good.  They can't funk very well so they can't get a good rapper.  These guys create a band.  Every day in this country in a garage a bunch of guys without college educations create a rapcore/rapmetal band.  It's the worst of both worlds, horrible rappers and horrible metal musicians.  I'm not a fan of punk-ska bands by any means.  I like rapcore bands even less than punk-ska bands.  I'm not a fan of Jay-Z or Master P or Jah Rule or 50 cent.  I like rapcore bands even than these guys.  I'm not a fan or Lawrence Welk or Judy Garland.  I like rapcore bands even less than these guys.  I'm not a fan of George W. Bush.  I like rapcore bands even less than him.  I would rather listen to George Bush sitting in with Toby Keith and Lil'Bow Wow than ANY rapcore band.</div> </td> <td valign="top" width=200 BGCOLOR="#FFFF33" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>SPECTACLE OF THE MONTH</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1fb9aad0.jpg" border=0 width="154" height="173" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>